Sweetest songs to help you dream
so you can make the sparkly butt cream
Close your eyes and rest your head
I like egg salad on sour dough bread
Beauty sleep you stunning looker
also known as a soap cooker
Fluff your pillow Snuggle your cover
Shorty is an eenie meenie miny mo lover
Caviar dreams and champagne wishes
I forgot to do the dishes
Lullaby and nighty night
train wrecks end in big cat fights
I hope your sleeping because of these words
the only thing i can think of to rhyme is turds
Thanks for the laughter you add forum sparkle
if you want to save a thread just put your markle
Go to your warm bed darling Amy
Id write more but i have to go pee
Bomo Bob will sing this for you in the tune of any Barry Manilow song. He says he doesn't know any but that is a big fat lie.
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omg I love you!
ReplyDeletebut are you asleep? Id try hypnosis but every time the microwave beeps you'd probably tap dance and sing the theme from Cats, so i wrote you a song instead.
ReplyDeleteleaving my markle...
ReplyDeleteSome day
ReplyDeleteI will be able to say
I knew sparkkle back in the day
Before she won the Nobel Prize for literature
Hip Hip Hooray!
Wow! It's an ADD lullaby! I love it!
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