so i have cooked 2 microwave burritos
and im out of sour cream, ~i know right?
so i go to my neighbor and say, hey im doing a blog review on your sour cream and you need to give it to me
and he says, no
and i said, um yahhhhhhhhhhhhhh hello, blog review, duh
and he said, get off my porch
and i said, look buddy, if you dont give me your sour cream im going to point my potato launcher at your house instead of at the crazy 80 year old lady's house with lots of cats.
and he said, at least *I* have sour cream for my potatoes
and i said, touche you bastidd, then the police escorted me home (as usual)
so i put ketchup on my burritos
it was ketchupy
tomorrow i blog review butter
i like toast and i need butter, so i will ask the crazy old lady with a lot of cats for some. she is too old to remember i shoot at her with a potato launcher.